Welcome to my new blog! I will attempt to entertain you and you will attempt to give a shit. Call it a social contract.
Why should you care about anything that I have to say? You probably shouldn’t, but if you’re anything like me, you love to entertain yourself with real life tales of other people’s fuck-ups, missteps and hijinks…well you’re in the right place, bruh.
I’m a 36 year old divorced mother of the best 5 year-old roaming this planet. No, seriously, he’s better than your kid in pretty much every way. Better looking too. Anyway, I’m living with my fiance’ and his 2 boys so we’ve got a full house these days. I have a great job working for the best boss ever, myself. I’m paid well and have enough free time to work on my Creative Writing degree and have even had some of my work published! My life is pretty good these days and I’ve had enough bad years to appreciate what I’ve got.
I asked my ex for a divorce mid 2014 and he lost his goddamn mind, which was super fun for me until he started getting the cops involved. Cops love being used as tools in petty revenge plots, really they do. Being a generally shitty and irresponsible person in my 20’s left me an open warrant, which my loving husband decided to turn me in on more than a decade later just to avoid having to move out of our house or pay the support he was ordered to by a judge. Boy, is snitching effective! A couple of weeks spent in shackles in a smelly extradition van followed by 5 months of incarceration is an appropriate punishment for my poor choice of a life partner I suppose.
I’ve learned quite a lot from my many, many mistakes so aside from the entertainment value, you might actually learn something here. Although, if you follow my advice, do so with the knowledge that I’m just a little bit crazy and certain methods only work for those of us with a touch of madness.
If you’re a sanctimommy, self-righteous ass, or humorless jerk…this site might not be for you, but please troll away if you’re into that sort of thing. It amuses me and feeds my feelings of superiority.
Until next time…peace out, fools!